Team Reveal: We Didn’t Do Sh!t

The following program contains strong language, depictions of anger, excessively awkward moments and implied partial nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.

Has this ever happened to you?

You join a soccer league and it’s not disclosed to you that they’ve all been playing since they were babies, so you have to act like you’ve also been playing since you were a baby so that you don’t have to sit on the bench all game next to the team dog, but then they say “prove it, show us a picture”, but you don’t have a picture of you as a baby playing soccer, so you have to  go home and edit a soccer ball into one of your baby pictures? But then when you show them the picture of you as a little soccer baby, they say “that’s not you, you’re not a part of the soccer babies! You don’t play! Only we play! Until you can prove you’re a soccer baby, sit on the bench!” So you go to the bench to lie down and look at your phone. But then you look down in the trash to see that there’s a crumpled up photo of a baby dog playing soccer, and he’s not allowed to play either? They put a dog on the bench and he’s more qualified to play than you are?

Has that ever happened to you?

Call us right now, please.

We would like to remind you all that even though we may have been pieces of shit in the past, that doesn’t mean people can’t change. We’re not in trouble AT ALL.

Introducing We Didn’t Do Shit 

We Didn’t Do Shit is sponsored by Seapine Brewing in Sodo Seattle.

Coaches:

Chris “Chunky” Duclos
Gregg “Coffin FLopper” Anderson
Kevin “Harley Jarvis” House

Players:
Adam “Here For The Beer” Wesley
Ammar “No Rules” Ekbote
Atsuhiro “Full Combo” Zoshima
Brandon “BA” Arper
Brian “Fake Gorilla Attack” Schroeder
Brittany “But I Want To” Cruz
Cesar “Gimme Dat!” Gutierrez
Danny Wilson- “Baby Duck”
DK “DK -What the Hell?” Divyakant
Igor “I’m Doing Something” Legin
John “Play It Forward” Curry
Klay “Just Do It You’re Rich” Kepple
Pallav “Triples Is Best” Mahapatra
Scott “No Harm, No Foul” Bucklin
Toby “Turbo Time” Jones

Subs:
IT CAN’T BE A TROLL BOY
YOU’VE GOTTA GIVE
BREWING UP GOLAZOS
I’M NOT IN TROUBLE AT ALL
SUNDAY FUNDAY
JUST BREATHE NORMALLY