Next up to crawl out of their bunker and onto the pitch… the Wasteland Wanderers! They’re ready to get on the field with the stamina of fusion-fueled power armor and the frenzied motivation of a gang of ghouls. While it’s true that sometimes their level of play may make you feel you have radiation sickness, the camaraderie between them will be like a heaping dose of radaway to clear up the pain of the skied shots and missed passes.
Whenever one of them is waiting for their turn to raid the enemy’s goal, you might find that dweller sipping Nuka Cola and heckling from the sidelines. It’s unclear if they’d even survive relegation, but they’re definitely putting all bottle caps on the table to bring this season’s trophy back to their vault.
The Wasteland Wanderers play in our Premier Division and are sponsored by Eleni Sparkling Wine.
The Coaches:
Greggory “Rad” Anderson
Aryan “Butcher Pete” Sefidi
Matt “S.P.E.C.I.A.L.” Look
The Vault Dwellers:
Anant “Tunnel Snakes Rule!” Robinson
Anuj “BALLOUT” Saharan
Christopher “Three Dog” Sherry
Danny “Goalzilla” Zaragoza
Duane “MR. HANDY” Nakamura
Hugo “Pirata Favorito” Ramirez
James “V.A.T.S.” Mayton
John “Snip Snip” Clarke
Kyle “Shamus McF*ckYourself” Sanavullah
Lars “Vault” Guenther
Mandi “MacLean” Marquardt
Matt Han
Nicholaus Biela
Saket “Dogmeat ” Gayake
Xavier “Vault-Tec X” Wilkening-Joly