The City of Townsville… IS UNDER ATTACK! The local Pitch at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten…. or Eagle Staff Middle School… is engulfed in tumultuous trials, as our Heroes meet new foes looking to bring chaos to the friendly neighborhood field.
Born from sugar, spice, everything nice, along with several Seapine pints, Townsville FC is a squad that blends brains, brawn, and boundless energy, playing in our Premier Division and sponsored by Sea Pine Brewing.
With speed that leaves defenders dizzy, strength that clears out the box, and teamwork tighter than a last-minute equalizer, this team is more than just a pretty kickoff. The villains of the Pub League may try their tricks — distracting tactics, wild shots, questionable offsides — but Townsville FC is always ready to save the day (and the scoreboard). Behind every kick, sprint, and goal celebration lies a simple mission: defend the pitch and leave no beer behind!
Townsville FC, saving the day, one goal (and one pint) at a time.
This team of superheroes was masterminded by Keith “Professor” Hodo, Tim “Buttercup” Eilerman, and Lacey “Fuzzy Drunkins” O’Connell
Our Superheroes:
Prashant “Boomer” Rana
Jake “Blossom” Callaghan
Nabeel “Mojo Jojo” Toubayly
Ian “Snake” Williams
Sam “Bubbles” Nicols
Robert “Harmadillo” Ketcham
Derek “Daddy Nobucks” Harding
Nick “Hollywood” Hollywood
Adam “Mayor of Beersville” Wesley
Cesar “HIM” Gutierrez
Shane “HOMAN” Homan
Michael “Burba” Burba
Jonathan “T Dog” Barrera-Calix
Kelly “Ace” Oberbillig
Sunil “Friends Win” Bajagain
Our Subs:
Ms. Keane
Narrator
Ms. Bellum
Chemical X
Mayor of Townsville