It’s time for our last team reveal of the fall season… Real Hellmouth, playing in our Classic division and sponsored by Vino FC.
They might look like rubber monsters, but the players from Real Hellmouth are not harmless as bunnies. Representing the town of Sunnydale, sitting on top of the Hellmouth, both the team and the town are more dangerous than they seem. They have players like Spike, with a chip in his brain that prevents him from breaking your skin, but not from breaking down your defense.
And then there’s Anya who tried to be patient on the ball, but it took too long. Instead of waiting, she took vengeance on the back of the net. Just like the Kalderash stole Angelus’s soul, these players will steal your ball and wreak havoc on the scoreboard.
Never satisfied with just one Mr. Pointy, Real Hellmouth plays for all 3 and shoves a stake in the heart of their opponent’s dreams of ever winning the cup of perpetual torment. You can catch them at The Bronze after the game, plotting to take down the next Big Bad as well as their next drink. Beer Good.
The Slayers In Waiting are led by:
Victoria “Dead But Still Pretty” Mercado
Taylor “Turfherder” Reynolds
Katie “Wingers Ate My Baby” Hewitt.
The Potentials are:
Amanda “THE CHOSEN ONE” Mayberry
Cameron “GRENDEL” Collins
Christa “MYTH-TAKEN” Eve
Daniel “SLAYER” Mayberry
Devin “SPOIL MY RUN” Leatherman
Dylan “BORED NOW” Abbott
Jim “BIG BAD” Lancaster
Jaya “SLAYER I HARDLY KNOW HER” Parsons
Karen “LOW IRON” N
Kenzie “BAT TRICK” Brough
Nash “NASH” Benjamasutin
Rebecca “BITEME” Aquino
Scott “GRR. ARGH.” Chupack
Thore “OUT FOR A GAME BITCH” Korsmo
Tiffany “BIG VAMP ENERGY” Stonebraker
Vineet “SLAYMAKER SUPREME” Tanna
Yani “THE BRONZE” Ariunbold