Come on down! You are the next person to shank a sitter ten feet wide of the goal!
When you pretended like you were sick and had to stay home from school (or in the 10% of cases, actually sick), you might be sipping a bowl of chicken noodle soup on the couch while hearing the legendary voices of Bob Barker and Drew Carey peddle countless household items while seeing people who probably should have had jobs taking wild guesses at the price of mundane items.
Olymplinkos will attempt to replicate the same nostalgia by creating Pub League versions of The Big Wheel, which will just be players passing in a circle with no goals in mind; the Showcase Showdown, a ritual where our players attempt to intimidate our opponents by staring at them and not doing anything with the ball; and finally Barker’s Beauties, a pre-game ritual where we show off our stylish uniforms and unmatched class.
The actual retail price of the above? $0, which means we will never be closest without going over (unless it’s over the net). And don’t you worry, we will attempt to control the pet population by having our pets spayed and neutered, while doing the same thing to our attack! All this can be yours, if the Price is Right!
Olymplinkos plays in our Premier Division and is sponsored by Flatstick Pub.
The hosts:
Kristopher “THE PRICE IS WRONG” Antonelli
Brandon “SPIN AGAIN” Hollis
Erik “SHOWCASE SHOWBOAT” Montgelas
The contestants:
Alanna “BID & BOUJEE” Diggs
Ian “A TRIP TO SCOTLAND” Hajnosz
Ben “ONE DOLLAR BID” Klingenstein
Carlos “A TRIP TO MEXIGOL” Martinez Padilla
Mohamed “A TRIP TO CANADA” Mohamed
Brian “ROD RODDY” Schroeder
Edward “BOB” Hoskin
Miguel “COME ON DOWN!” Santos
Juan “JUAN TRIP TO PUERTO RICO” Rubio
Mitch “GILMORE” Jewell
Tom “ACTUAL RETAIL PRICE” Eggerding
Midas “LIVINGROOM SETPIECE” Davidson
Dan “I’M GOING TO PASS, BOB” Fletcher
Nate “A NEW CAR” Graves
Brandon “CONTESTANT” Arper