After Crockett and Tubbs resigned from the Miami police force, they decided to get as far away as possible from all that the sand and sun. So they sailed to the Pacific Northwest and used a little “petty cash” from the vice squad to set up a venture capital firm.
Their first purchase? A rag-tag bunch of semi-inebriated soccer players. And with this roll-up of raw talent, Miami Rice was born!
Put on your sunglasses for this vapor wave squad!
Full of soy-perstars rolling maki-nificient passes, Miami Rice leaves their fans eel-ated with tuna-cious defense and nigiri-fic footwork!
Quick and precise, slicing through the defense with the finesse of thinly sliced salmon, their shots hit the back of the net like a glob of wasabi hits your sinuses!
It’s gills, thrills and chills!
Unagi-na believe it!
Miami Rice is sponsored by Nun Chuck’s Brewing.
Premier Division – Spring 2025 Season
The squad is led by Lieutenants James “SHRIMPLY THE BEST” Hong, Shaundra “FERRARI DAIKONA” Herrud and Geoff “FATTY TUNA” Redick,
Miami Rice menu:
Max “HAVE A RICE DAY” Aquino
Charles “GIMBAP” Bahn
Brian “RICE, RICE BABY” Crow
Tabitha “SPAM MUSUBI” Dorn
Loreto “OTORO” Julian
David “FUTOMAKI” Killian
Danny “CALI ROLL” Lopez
JP “ROLL MODEL” Nicols
Axel “SHRIMP TEMPURA” Rivera
Anant “LIONEL MAKI” Robinson
Kyle “NO MORE MISTER RICE GUY” Sanavullah
Saara “SHE’S AS COLD AS RICE” Snow
Marcus “SAKE BOMB” Tabert
Luigi “SUSHI SHOOTER” Vacca
Mark “SPICY TUNA” Wenrick
Substitutions Allowed:
CHUCK
THE RAW DEAL
SQUACH
IDK, I JUST WORK HERE
WASABI