“Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a Cereal Killer.”
This team may not be magically delicious, but don’t let that fool you. They’re Gr-r-eat! Packed with the “howling good taste” of goals, this team brings out the killer in you. They’re cereal tested, killer approved which means no goals will go empty and no beers will be left full.
“The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is…they’re Cereal Killers.”
The Cereal Killers are sponsored by The Doctors Office
Premier Division – Spring 2025 Season
This criminally delicious enterprise is masterminded by Arthur “Cookie Crook” Bednar, Brandon “Pop Pop” Hollis, and Mitch “Silly Rabbit” Jewell
Their partners in crime include:
Brent “Nintendo Cereal System” Stocking
Carlos “Hominy Smacks” Martinez Padilla
Corey “Franken Bury U” Osher
David “H” Hollingsworth
Erik “Balanced Breakfast” Montgelas
Ian “Kix” Hajnosz
Jon “Apple Jack the Ripper” Beardsley
Jordan “Dondo” Montreuil
Juan “Honey Nut Juanios” Rubio
Kyle “Chexter Morgan” Gassler
Matthew “Cinnamon Ghost Crunch” Powell
Meisam “Coco Loco” Bokhari
Nicholaus “Slice Krispies” Biela
Ted “Shredded Cleats” Griffin
Willow “Malevolently Delicious” Mosier