Now the story of a Pub League who lost everything, and the one team who had no choice but to keep them all together. It’s an(other) Arrested Development (-themed team). Sponsored by Nun Chuck’s Brewing, Bob Loblaw’s Ball Lobbers play in our Classic Division.
We’re Bob Loblaw’s Ball Lobbers, lobbing long balls on the field and law bombs on our law blog! Because why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
Feeling blue? Well this team is solid as a rock. We’ll be using the man inside us to dribble balls and make huge mistakes. I mean it’s one season, Michael. How long could it last? Ten weeks?
Here to help you score your first Hat Illusion (because a “trick” is something a ref does for money) are your coaches:
Eddie “SAY GOODBYE TO THESE” Schubert
Jasmine “VODKA ROCKS” Brown
McKenna “PIECE OF TOAST” Bixby
Your alliance-approved magicians on the field:
Alok “LIGHT TREASON” Desai
Amy “ANNYONG” Rotondo
Anna “NEVER-NUDE” Bentley
Bob “CHURCH AND STATE FAIR” Davis
Christian “MAEBY SHE STRIKES” Woldemdhin
Danyeal “MOTHERBOY” Wheeler
David “GOB” Cravens
Eleni “LIGHTER FLUID” Comstock
Ike “PENNIES” Abioye
Matt “J. REINHOLD” Jorgensen
Megan “AGED GEORGE MICHAEL” Langsev
Quinn “NEVER RUDE” Nichol
Ria “LOOSE SEAL” Whipple
Sanjana “SOCCER PLAYER” Nadi
Sergio “SERGIO” Quintana
Sheila “LUCILLE” Redick
Topher “GENE PARMESAN” Hines
Yancy “TOP BANANA” Dominick