Narrator: It was Sunday morning, and Michael was making cornballs, a Bluth family favorite since George Sr. unsuccessfully tried to market the device in the mid-’70s. This is the story of Banana Kicks FC, sponsored by Lucky Liquor, and playing in our Premier Division.
We can’t just go on a million bike rides whenever you want us to, OK? We’ll be on the field every Sunday, celebrating like it’s Cinco do Cuatro, because Army had half day. We may have committed a little light treason, but we know there’s always money in the banana stand.
Our defense is solid because we use Faceblock, but our offense may not Sitwell with some, because it comes from Wee Britain. We’ll probably go ahead and order the ultra deluxe jerseys with lots of extra room, then that way we’ll have it.
No hop-ons, and no touching!
Martas 1, 2, & 3:
Carissa “USE YOU ALLUSIONS” Thornock
Geoff “HOT HAM WATER” Redick
Kevin “DR. HOUSE, ANALRAPIST” House
Forget-Me-Nows:
Andre “NOT A TRICK” Luis Birdi
Atsuhiro “ILLUSIONS!” Zoshima
Azee “THE FINAL COUNTDOWN”
Brittany “LADY OF LITERACY” Cruz
Chris “BOB LOBLAW” Acelar
Gary “ANUSTART” Werden
Harry “WEE BRITAIN” Stevenson
Hayden “WE LOST HIM” Ross
John “FAR FROM THE BEST” Curry
JP “DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT” Nicols
Ryan “LOOSE SEAL” Peterson
Tara “THAT’S WHY WE DON’T RUN” Gregory
Thomas “HEWYGO” Hewitt
Travis “NO TOUCHING” Boyle
Vedin “PAVLOVIĆ” Pavlović