Next up on the team reveals is Average Goals, sponsored by Fuel Sports Grill, and playing in our Premier Division.
If You Can Dodge a Wrench, You Can Dodge a Red Card.
Dodge. Duck. Dip. Dive. And defend the back-post runner. Please. This is a squad that thrives on chaos, weaving Dodgeball quotes into their warm-ups and convincing themselves that if you can dodge a wrench, you can absolutely chase down an attacker. The problem being, no one can dodge a wrench.
Their training regimen may or may not involve actual wrenches, but the spirit is undeniable. Average by name, aggressively adequate by nature. This squad shows up like Globo Gym’s worst nightmare: matching pinnies, questionable cardio, and an unearned amount of belief.
Coaches:
Arthur “Mr Jokey Joke-Maker ” Bednar
Jon “FCKN Chuck Norris” Beardsley
Greg “Dodgefather” Van Belle
Players:
Al “Bold Strategy ” Brewer
Alyssa “L For Love ” Brewer
Bradley “Fizzle” Flotlin
Brent “”The Ocho”” Stocking
Corey “Ouchtown, Population: You!” Osher
DK “DKoded” Divyakant
Girish “GT” Tejwani
Gregory “Feathered and Lethal” Potter
Igor “Touché” Legin
Jeremy “Air Goodman” Gogoel
Megan “Megalodon” Long
Saara “She Will Rock You” Snow
Scott “Patches” Sheppick
Tigran “Skillz That Killz!” Zakaryan
Tim “Tazer” Han