Narrator: It was Sunday morning, and Michael was making cornballs, a Bluth family favorite since George Sr. unsuccessfully tried to market the device in the mid-’70s. This is the story of Banana Kicks FC, sponsored by Lucky Liquor, and playing in our Premier Division. We can’t just go on a million bike rides whenever you […]
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The mist settles over the artificial turf. A campaign of intrepid adventurers emerge from the realm of Ball Toe’Play. With superior dexterity, athleticism, & performance skills, Critical Goal is ready to cast their D20 dice. Will these Wizards of the Goal Post roll with advantage or will a Nat 1 be their downfall? Critical Goal
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We’re The Eh Team, all dressed in our finest denim and toques, out and about on the pitch to represent the Great White North from Victoria to Halifax, all the way up to where the white bears call home. Let us set the tone. The strikers are like glaciers, deliberate and inevitable. Faster, though, we
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This season, Van Goal is bringing Vincent’s chaos to the pitch. With a bit of creativity, Van Goal will be unforgettable. We are here to bring a kind of beautiful madness that Van Gogh himself would be proud of. Win or lose, every match is destined to be a work of art! Van Goal FC
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Come on down! You are the next person to shank a sitter ten feet wide of the goal! When you pretended like you were sick and had to stay home from school (or in the 10% of cases, actually sick), you might be sipping a bowl of chicken noodle soup on the couch while hearing
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