Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, soccer fans of all ages, introducing If You’re Not First, You’re Last (IYNFYL)! This is no ordinary team. We’re a squad built on speed, determination, and a whole lot of spunk. Instead of racing cars, we’re racing for victory.  We’ve got players who don’t know the meaning of “slow […]

The following program contains strong language, depictions of anger, excessively awkward moments and implied partial nudity. Viewer discretion is advised. Has this ever happened to you? You join a soccer league and it’s not disclosed to you that they’ve all been playing since they were babies, so you have to act like you’ve also been

After Crockett and Tubbs resigned from the Miami police force, they decided to get as far away as possible from all that the sand and sun. So they sailed to the Pacific Northwest and used a little “petty cash” from the vice squad to set up a venture capital firm. Their first purchase? A rag-tag

Diane, it’s March 30th and we’re entering Twin PK’s first and only season. Here’s your invitation to love them. Games are held at Robert Eaglestaff Middle School. Clean Place. Reasonably Priced. You want to hear about their goals? They don’t have any. Their play on the field is dream-like, in that it doesn’t make sense.

“Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a Cereal Killer.” This team may not be magically delicious, but don’t let that fool you. They’re Gr-r-eat! Packed with the “howling good taste” of goals, this team brings out the killer in you. They’re cereal tested, killer approved which