Shire United: Middle-Earth’s Mighty Warriors With Magic in Their Boots
Don’t let the rolling green hills and quaint village charm fool you—Shire United is no pastoral kickabout club. With a squad as diverse as the Fellowship itself, they blend hobbit tenacity, ranger resilience, dwarven grit, and elven elegance into a surprisingly fluid and fearless side.
Known throughout Middle Earth for their intricate passing play (some say inspired by Elvish poetry) and a stubborn refusal to quit (a trait honed from long, perilous journeys), they’re a team that thrives on defying expectations. Opponents expecting a slow, pint-sipping side will find themselves undone by relentless pressing, uncanny teamwork, and a touch of wizardry in the final third. Shire United is a team that never walks alone—mostly because someone is always carrying someone else.
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Classic Division – Spring 2025 Season
Leading the team to the fires of Mt. Doom
Danyeal “PEREGRIN TOOK YOUR BALL” Wheeler
Greg “SAURON’S INTERN” Van Belle
Stephen “OFFSIDES GAMGEE” Hightower
Currently enjoying Second Breakfast:
Anna “BALLBO BAGGINS” Bentley
Cat “SMAUG” Kashiwa
Christa “PROUDFOOT” Lagler
David “FRODO” Whitney
Francisco “ARAGOAL” Lopez
Hayley “LEGOLAS’ HAIRDRESSER” Serres
Ike “BALLIN” Abioye
Jai “A ELBERETH GILTHONIEL” Hillard
Jaya “ONE WING TO RULE THEM ALL” Parsons
Jim “EOWYNNER” Lancaster
Jimi “LEGOALAS” Hightower
Jonathan “BREAKFAST” Dean
Michele “GOALADRIEL” Kowal
Quinn “DRINKING IS A NASTY HOBBIT” Nichols
Ryan “BOIL ‘EM” Hagstrom
Sachin “OLÓRIN” Saligran
Sheila “DIS DWARF” Redick
Taylor “MASH ‘EM” Wirtz
Travis “STICK ‘EM IN A STEW” Gunderson
Vineet “GOAL-LUM” Tanna
Subs:
SMEAGOAL
NAZGOAL
SCOROMIR
KELLAMON
YOU SHALL NOT PASS