Before there were stadiums, there were stoops. Here from the streets of Hillwood to the heart of the Pub League, Futbol Heads bring enough energy to make their elementary selves proud. This isn’t just a team—it’s a crew. A squad. A neighborhood. And when the final whistle blows, win or lose, you’ll find them back where it all started: in the streets, ready to go again.
The Futbol Heads are sponsored by Hellbent Brewing
Premier Division – Spring 2025 Season
Hey Futbol Heads! The coaches are:
Kristopher “COACH WITTENBERG” Antonelli
Tom “MONKEY MAN” Eggerding
Hayley “FUZZY SLIPPERS” Thomas
Players:
Aaron “COOL JERK” Kinion
Ben “THE DARK AVENGER” Klingenstein
Dave “Dino Spumoni” Noel
George “QUANTITY TIME” Courville
Jay “STEELY PHIL” Howel
Kieran “ERNIE” Lampert
Marko “EASY SQUEEZY LEMON PEASY” Ivanovic
Matt “OPERATION RUTHLESS” Look
Mike “BURBA” Burba
Prashant “SHORTMAN” Rana
Ryan “ERNIE POTTS” Dowsing
Stevie “CHOCOLATE BOY ” Kepple
Sunil “Football Head ” Bajagain
Tigran “MAN, THIS IS WHACK!” Zakaryan
Tim “LOCKJAW” Han
Subs:
STOPP KID
Q.U.A.L…X?
P.S. (#118)
MR. HYUNH
WEEZIN’ ED