Team Reveal: Not A Phase

Ugh.

Have you ever felt like management just doesn’t… get you? Like this whole ‘being a team player’ thing was more than you bargained for? Ever wish you could get up and shout about how you’re NOT OKAY (you promise) and show everyone it’s not a phase, it’s Who You Are? Well, have we got the parade for you.

This is your sign to join Not A Phase AFC.We know that life is a nightmare, so you’re in luck that we’re in the business of misery. We’re here for all the misfits, the others, the ones who can’t hit a ball to save their life.

Does every shot you take make you say “I Missed You”? Do you struggle not just with the big picture of the game, but all the small things as well? Would you usually wish we woke you up when the season ends? Are you among the broken ankles, the beaten on the dribble, and the damned near misses?

Not a Phase is here to bring you to life. We are an Alternative Football Club with aims to give you an anthem to sing, and make mmrs you can say thnks fr. 

Not a Phase is sponsored by Beer Authority

Your grand marshals of this morbid marching band – Brian “MR. BRIGHTSIDE” Schroeder, McKenna “AND I’M SO SORRY” Bixby, and Henry “G5 // A FIRE OFFSIDE” Eliot – have such high high hopes for you, and are ready to see you victorious. Meet the band and say hi. We promise we don’t bite, much.

Alok “SETPIECE CONFESSIONAL” Desai
Bob “ENO? // BLINK” Davis
Cameron “GRENDEL” Collins
Drea “SAD BOI XP” Gramps
Eddie “SUGAR, YOU’RE GOIN DOWN” Schubert
Eleni “SINS AND TRAGEDIES” Comstock
Em “FASHION STATEMENT // DEATHWISH” Richardson
Erin “WHERE ARE YOU?” Alderman
Irene “REBEL” Zuo
Jessica “COURTNEY SHOVE” Aceti
Jesús “LA BOMBA” Nicolas
Luke “¡QUE NO! ¡NO SOY EMO!” Petschauer
Nash “NASH NIGHTINGALE” Benjamasutin
Noelle “PANIC! AT THE GOAL POST” McCabe
Rachel “HURT COBAIN” Belle
Robin “BROCKEN” Langley
Ryan “THIERRY ENNUI” Peterson
Tiffany “FELT EMO MIGHT DELETE” Atencio
Yaya “SMELLS LIKE TEAM SPIRIT” Valdez

Subs:
PILOTS (#21)
SUM
YELLOWCARD
BURC MODE
DEATHWISH
BLINK (#182)