It’s Pub League time, come on grab your cleats, we’ll go to very distant fields. With FC Candy Kingdom, straight from the Land of Ooo!
They may seem whimsical, but they can straight skronk up your dome piece with their sweet ball skills. They’ll stretch your defense like Jake the Dog, and put a through ball into Lumpy Space. Next thing you know, the ball will hit the net like a Catalyst Comet. They know a thing or two about Football, and we’re not talking about BMO’s evil twin. Defeat is UNACCEPTABLE!
Oh my Glob, all this talk of soccer skill is basically fan fiction, like Fionna and Cake. But that’s OK, because sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something. And even if they’re not celebrating a trophy with the Party God at the end of the season, Princess Bubblegum will still organize a parade, and it’ll be mathematical.
So come along with me, and the Forwards and the D’s. We can wander through the midfield, and do so as we please.
Classic Division – Spring 2025 Season
Mentored by the Taskmasters of Fun Jasmine “Back Turned” Brown, Ben “Approximate Knowledge” Lagler, and Mark “Old Man Creampuff” Langley , here’s your roster, a dream team straight from the mind of Prismo:
Dylan “Golb” Abbott
Maddy “Tree Trunks” Bixby
Victoria “Flame Princess” Carlos-Mercado
David “Ice King” Cravens O’Farrell
Midas “Prismo” Davidson
Michael “Land of” Dean
Yancy “Unaligned Ant” Dominick
Linda (TBA) Hanson
Topher “Perfect Sandwich” Hines
Bolor “Shake it Oooff” Jagdagdorj
Jayant “Sir Jayant” Jirage
Ameeth “Ameeth Finntastic” KanawadayMegan “Defenses Lowered” Langsev
Caroline “Vampire Kick” Machart
Karen “Cake” Nakagawa
Damian “Day Long Nap” O’Leary
Sarah “Old Lady Princess” Samson
Nicole “Bacon Pankicks” Schreck
Jann “Jannimal” Skotdal
Ann “Graybles” Yi
Substitutes:
Sleepy Sub
Nard-Kicking Ability
Pete the Punk
Nutmeg Princess
Homies Help Homies